animalstalkinginallcaps: BILL? SHHHH, BE QUIET, TOM. I’M THINKING. WE REALLY NEED TO REPAINT THE KITCHEN, BUT I DON’T WANT SOMETHING TOO GARISH. I’M THINKING A SOFT PLUM. CAN YOU JUST NUDGE NICK AND TELL HIM TO SHUT UP? HM? NO, I DON’T BELIEVE I WILL. HE ALWAYS SINGS ALONG TO ‘TEENAGE DREAM’ WHENEVER IT’S ON THE RADIO, AND, TRUTHFULLY, IT DOESN’T BOTHER ME. JUST LISTEN TO THAT CHORUS. IT’S ANTHEMIC. LOVELY, REALLY. I’M SERIOUSLY STARTING TO REGRET MOVING IN WITH YOU TWO. SHHHHH, TOM. DON’T EVER LOOK BACK. NO REGRETS. JUST LOVE. For some reason, all I could mentally hear is the voice of King Julian saying this.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

BILL?

SHHHH, BE QUIET, TOM. I’M THINKING. WE REALLY NEED TO REPAINT THE KITCHEN, BUT I DON’T WANT SOMETHING TOO GARISH. I’M THINKING A SOFT PLUM.

CAN YOU JUST NUDGE NICK AND TELL HIM TO SHUT UP?

HM? NO, I DON’T BELIEVE I WILL. HE ALWAYS SINGS ALONG TO ‘TEENAGE DREAM’ WHENEVER IT’S ON THE RADIO, AND, TRUTHFULLY, IT DOESN’T BOTHER ME. JUST LISTEN TO THAT CHORUS. IT’S ANTHEMIC. LOVELY, REALLY.

I’M SERIOUSLY STARTING TO REGRET MOVING IN WITH YOU TWO.

SHHHHH, TOM. DON’T EVER LOOK BACK. NO REGRETS. JUST LOVE.

For some reason, all I could mentally hear is the voice of King Julian saying this.